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Is it wrong that I want to use my pepper spray?
Is it worse that I want it to be on a rat?
Is it worse that I want it to be on a rat?
Yes, I'm excited about Spring. Who isn't that lives in Chicago? It has been months since I haven't worn a coat that seemingly weighs 5 pounds everywhere. But with that nice weather comes little nasty rats that scurry about and so it begins... my incessant fear of rats. It's an everyday battle that finds a welcoming reprieve in the Winter. It's also a battle with myself to stop feeling like such a loser & just accept that they won't attack me. NO! I won't. I can't. They are SO GROSS and I just can't. EW.
And the answer to the above questions is NO! And given the chance, I so will and it will be victorious.
And the answer to the above questions is NO! And given the chance, I so will and it will be victorious.
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